Freak Show

Gather 'round

Gather 'round

Adults and parents be warned!

 

Our show is not for the light of heart

the underage

or the premature

 

For every other year

 a very special circus

rolls into town

 

It's a freak show!

It's horrendous!

It's terrifying!

It's a treat!

 

Bring along the entire family

if you dare not

be discrete

 

We have horrors to behold

Gathered

just for you

 

Pulled right out of your nightmares!

From the devil's own imagination!

 

Disfiguration!

Pyrotechnics!

Telepathy!

The Deranged!

 

It's such fun

though be warned

 

You may never leave

 

Special visitors may be chosen

to join us up on stage!

 

Don't be discouraged

Don't be afraid

 

Eventually you won't care

you won't regret it either way

 

Gather 'round

Gather 'round

Adults and parents be warned!

 

We are not for the light of heart

the underage

or the premature